That’s right - those in England should know what I’m on about. A figurehead for all that is British - the Teletubbies, one of the sickest, weirdest concepts on British television have reached the grand old age of 10 years old. From left to right, Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa and Po (of which we all grasp the fact that the purple one is obviously gay with the addition of carrying round a handbag most of the time). Happy birthday to you all! May you have another 10 years decade, oh just get cancelled already.